To all staff! https://briverlandmotorsportclubinc.runboard.com/t135 Runboard| To all staff! en-us Fri, 29 Mar 2024 10:40:48 +0000 Fri, 29 Mar 2024 10:40:48 +0000 https://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds managing editor) rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds webmaster) akBBS 60 Re: To all staff!https://briverlandmotorsportclubinc.runboard.com/p492,from=rss#post492https://briverlandmotorsportclubinc.runboard.com/p492,from=rss#post492I know, thats where I got it from.. nondisclosed_email@example.com (gts308)Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:04:46 +0000 Re: To all staff!https://briverlandmotorsportclubinc.runboard.com/p491,from=rss#post491https://briverlandmotorsportclubinc.runboard.com/p491,from=rss#post491I got that one years agonondisclosed_email@example.com (hotrodders)Sat, 25 Apr 2009 22:19:52 +0000 To all staff!https://briverlandmotorsportclubinc.runboard.com/p487,from=rss#post487https://briverlandmotorsportclubinc.runboard.com/p487,from=rss#post487To All Staff     Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in the country since last Christmas, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).   Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).. Persons who have been RAPED or SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).   A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouses).or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by management.   Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring it to the attention of the supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.   Have a good day   Managing Director         nondisclosed_email@example.com (gts308)Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:35:54 +0000