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To all staff!


To All Staff
 
 
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in the country since last Christmas, Management
has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as
RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
 
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced
Termination).. Persons who have been RAPED or SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering
Retired Early Workers).
 
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouses).or HERPES
(Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not
be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by management.
 
Persons staying on will receive as much !@#$ (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always
prided itself on the amount of !@#$ it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough !@#$, please
bring it to the attention of the supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the !@#$ you can handle.
 
Have a good day
 
Managing Director
 
 
 

 


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I got that one years ago
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I know, thats where I got it from.. emoticon

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